Right, so… I’m just gonna say it: I’ve stopped caring about “real” outfits and now live in Essentials Clothing. Like, live. If I’m not in an Essentials Hoodie, I feel weird, like I forgot my keys or something. And yeah, the Essentials Tracksuit bottoms are in rotation too, because who’s wearing jeans these days? Not me, mate.
Anyway, since people keep asking me “which hoodie should I get first,” here’s my very unprofessional but 100% honest list.
Why Essentials Clothing Works
Here’s the thing: Essentials Clothing is comfy without looking sloppy. The fits are oversized in a good way, not in that “borrowed my dad’s jumper” way. The fabric’s thick enough for January but doesn’t cook you alive in April. And the logo? Subtle. No shouting. Just quiet flex.
1. Black Essentials Hoodie (obvious, but necessary)
Start simple. The black one. It goes with literally anything—you could wear it on a night bus at 2 am or in Sainsbury’s at 10 am and no one would blink. Also, spills? Stains? Doesn’t matter. Black hides all sins.
2. Grey Essentials Hoodie (the classic student look)
Everyone in the UK owns a grey hoodie, I swear. But the Essentials Hoodie just hits different. You chuck it on with joggers, or with the matching Essentials Tracksuit, and suddenly you look like you thought about your outfit (even though you didn’t). Bonus points if you pair it with a beanie—you’ll look like you just walked out of Shoreditch.
3. Beige Oversized Hoodie (the “Instagram” one)
This is the one you’ve seen all over TikTok. Neutral vibes, oversized fit, that “I didn’t try but I look put together” energy. Wear it with cargos, wear it with a big coat, wear it while lying in bed ignoring texts—it’s versatile like that. Honestly, Essentials Clothing nailed this shade.
4. Brown Hoodie (don’t roll your eyes)
I know what you’re thinking: brown? Really? But hear me out—it looks unreal in autumn. Leaves on the ground, PSL in hand (yes, I went there), and you in a brown Essentials Hoodie. It’s got that “cosy but still stylish” vibe, especially if you go full-on with the brown Essentials Tracksuit.
5. Zip-Up Essentials Hoodie (practical hero)
This one doesn’t get enough love. UK weather is unhinged, so a zip-up just makes sense. Too cold? Zip it up. Sun peeks out for five minutes? Undo it. Layers are survival over here, and this hoodie saves your life every other day.
Essentials Tracksuit = Peak British Energy
Look, let’s not pretend. Brits love tracksuits. Always have. But the Essentials Tracksuit makes it look… premium. You can wear it on a flight, to the pub, or just chilling at home. It’s a socially acceptable duvet you can leave the house in.
Final Thoughts (spoiler: I’m never taking mine off)
So yeah—those are the five Essentials Hoodies I swear by. Black (essential, pun intended), grey (the everyday king), beige (for the aesthetic), brown (trust me, it works), and a zip-up (because survival). Throw in the Essentials Tracksuit bottoms, and honestly, you’ll never want to go back to stiff jeans again.
I keep saying I’ll “diversify” my wardrobe, but nah… at this point, Essentials Clothing is my wardrobe.
